# Noah Kahan calls out fans for stealing road signs and shitting in their seats at gigs: “If you have to poop at a show please dear god just g

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Podcast: [Music News Radio](https://stenobird.com/podcast/music-news-radio-7358629)
Published: 2026-06-28T10:18:55+00:00
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Noah Kahan has once again had to publicly remind fans how to conduct themselves after one reportedly defacated in thier seat at his concert

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