# The Government Just Gave Me a Wife. I’m 18 Years Old.

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Podcast: [Mr. Creeps: Scary Stories & Creepypastas](https://stenobird.com/podcast/mr-creeps-scary-stories-creepypastas-7940899)
Published: 2026-09-15T15:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mr-creeps/episodes/The-Government-Just-Gave-Me-a-Wife--Im-18-Years-Old-e3orem4
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