# I’m the Last Lighthouse Keeper in Scotland. I Live By These Rules.

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Podcast: [Mr. Creeps: Scary Stories & Creepypastas](https://stenobird.com/podcast/mr-creeps-scary-stories-creepypastas-7940899)
Published: 2026-08-21T15:00:00+00:00
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