# ATTENTION SHOPPERS: Please Hide At The Back Of The Store Immediately!

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Podcast: [Mr. Creeps: Scary Stories & Creepypastas](https://stenobird.com/podcast/mr-creeps-scary-stories-creepypastas-7940899)
Published: 2026-09-26T15:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mr-creeps/episodes/ATTENTION-SHOPPERS-Please-Hide-At-The-Back-Of-The-Store-Immediately-e3p6m6f
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Duration seconds: 960

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HIDE! Written by: Blair Daniels

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