# Golf, Farmers, Squirrels | Monday Morning Podcast 4-13-26

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Podcast: [Monday Morning Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/monday-morning-podcast-165409)
Published: 2026-04-13T18:00:00+00:00
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