# Haul Out the Holly

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Podcast: [Mom Can't Cook! A DCOM Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/mom-can-t-cook-a-dcom-podcast-5584765)
Published: 2025-12-22T07:30:00+00:00
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After this year's Halloween special on Haul Out the Halloween, we realised that we'd already ruined the year, so why not do Haul Out the Holly for our Christmas show? It's not like it could get any worse. Friends, how wrong we were. Haul Out the Holly is the first of three Haul Out movies, and this one shows us how Emily Melrose (Lacey Chabert) came to Evergreen Lane in the first place. How did she end up with a 2.6 million dollar house in suburban Utah? How did she become obssessed with the holidays? And how did she end up in a romantic relationship with Jared, a man who can only become aroused by HOA regulations? The answers may surprise you! Because they are sinister and insane. If you crave bonus episodes of Mom Can't Cook!, monthly livestream watchalongs, or a shoutout at the end of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at  Patreon.com/extrahelpings . If you've watched Haul Out the Holly and have your own thoughts, email them to us at  momcantcookpod@gmail.com  for a chance to have them read out on the show. Thanks to Green Chef for making this episode possible. Make this fall your healthiest yet with Green Chef. Head to  greenchef.com/50MOMCANTCOOK  and use code 50MOMCANTCOOK to get fifty percent off your first month, then twenty percent off for two months with free shipping. This episode is also sponsored by Insert Coin Clothing! Visit  insertcoinclothing.com  and use code LACEYWRITING for 10% off online orders. Codes are not applicable on charity items, bundles, gift cards, postage and some products at launch. Codes cannot be combined with other deals or promotions and are valid until June 2026. This episode is sponsored by NordVPN. EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼  nordvpn.com/momcantcook . Try it risk-free now with a 30-d…

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