# Avalon High Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/mom-can-t-cook-a-dcom-podcast-5584765/avalon-high Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/mom-can-t-cook-a-dcom-podcast-5584765/avalon-high.md Podcast: [Mom Can't Cook! A DCOM Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/mom-can-t-cook-a-dcom-podcast-5584765) Published: 2026-03-02T07:30:00+00:00 Episode link: https://pscrb.fm/rss/p/mgln.ai/e/35/clrtpod.com/m/rss.art19.com/episodes/7c2fb3bc-c301-4a26-a17d-6466649691d4.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0 Audio file: https://pscrb.fm/rss/p/mgln.ai/e/35/clrtpod.com/m/rss.art19.com/episodes/7c2fb3bc-c301-4a26-a17d-6466649691d4.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/mom-can-t-cook-a-dcom-podcast-5584765/episodes/avalon-high Duration seconds: 7893 ## Resource High school these days is tougher than ever, what with the pressures of social media, the looming spectre of AI and, of course, King Arthur's evil half-brother Mordred, who is always shoving you into lockers and putting plastic ants on your hot dogs. Or at least he is if you attend Avalon High, a typical American high school that may also be the setting for the resurrection of King Arthur himself, called back to the mortal realm by a world that needs him now more than ever. But can new Avalon High student Allie discover this reincarnated Arthur's true identity? Can Mordred be stopped before he destroys Arthur and several more barbecues? And would a modern day Merlin be really annoying? The answers to these questions and more await! If you crave bonus episodes of Mom Can't Cook!, monthly livestream watchalongs, or a shoutout at the end of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at  Patreon.com/extrahelpings . If you've watched The Avalon High and have your own thoughts, email them to us at  momcantcookpod@gmail.com  for a chance to have them read out on the show. Next time on Mom Can't Cook! we'll be watching 1997's Toothless. See you then! This episode is sponsored by NordVPN. EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼  nordvpn.com/momcantcook . Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! This episode is also sponsored by Insert Coin Clothing! Visit  insertcoinclothing.com  and use code EXCALIBURIHARDLYKNOWHER for 10% off online orders. Codes are not applicable on charity items, bundles, gift cards, postage and some products at launch. Codes cannot be combined with other deals or promotions and are valid until June 2026. Contact Multitude for Advertising Inquiries:  multitude.productions/ads Check out the official Mom Can't Cook! store… ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/mom-can-t-cook-a-dcom-podcast-5584765/episodes/avalon-high/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/mom-can-t-cook-a-dcom-podcast-5584765/avalon-high.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.