# Ep. 533

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Podcast: [Massive Report Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/massive-report-podcast-998794)
Published: 2026-02-24T13:53:25+00:00
Episode link: https://massivereportpodcast.podbean.com/e/ep-533/
Audio file: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/eaudnwiud9e35z6e/Ep_5336eryd.mp3
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Duration seconds: 4635

## Resource

A less than ideal way to kick off the 2026 season for the Columbus Crew on the road in Portland. Positives? Negatives? And where do we go from here to change things before the next game at Kansas City? Brian, Brett, Murph, and Sam break down what they saw. Special thanks to City Tavern for hosting and sponsoring the Massive Report Podcast.

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