# Dear Scott... (The Full A.I Song) Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/mafs-funny-podcast-7179143/dear-scott-the-full-a-i-song Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/mafs-funny-podcast-7179143/dear-scott-the-full-a-i-song.md Podcast: [MAFS Funny Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/mafs-funny-podcast-7179143) Published: 2026-04-05T21:11:50+00:00 Episode link: https://omny.fm/shows/mafs-funny-podcast/dear-scott-the-full-a-i-song Audio file: https://p.podderapp.com/2544644999/traffic.omny.fm/d/clips/2fb3740d-3436-44af-8cc0-a91900716aa5/3e4e63a7-2607-4077-94bc-b29c004043fd/a31c92b7-69d6-46fe-97d5-b423015b3170/audio.mp3?utm_source=Podcast&in_playlist=394a18af-b302-4b40-a738-b29c00404415 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/mafs-funny-podcast-7179143/episodes/dear-scott-the-full-a-i-song Duration seconds: 180 ## Resource After waking up to many messages requesting this, here you go - featuring the lyrics below for you to sing a long too. This will make no sense if you haven't listened to yesterday's podcast.   Verse 1 Dear Scott, This hurts in a way I didn’t think it could. Through all the chaos and odds stacked against us we had found a real connection, and for me love. It felt real the way you looked at me, the way we spoke about our future, looked at houses and even spoke about family pets we wanted. Verse 2 When I entered this experiment I was incredibly hard shelled, but overtime you softened me, and I thank you for bringing that side back out in me. Chorus 1 When we packed our bags together that day, I truly believed we were leaving together, choosing each other, not the experiment. I was ready to face whatever came next with you by my side, but then you stayed and didn’t follow through, with our plans... in saying that, if I had of known you'd be uncomfortable I would have never left. I wish you told me why you didn’t leave with me, and I'm hoping for some closure because the last 3 months have meant everything to me. Bridge I want to take accountability for the times I’d self sabotage and walk out, I’m sorry Scott. At the time in this experiment I’ve felt emotionally exhausted with pressure and missing my daughter. [AI started doing it's own mumble thing here] Chorus 2 When we packed our bags together that day, I truly believed we were leaving together, choosing each other, not the experiment. I was ready to face whatever came next with you by my side, but then you stayed and didn’t follow through, with our plans... in saying that, if I had of known you'd be uncomfortable I would have never left. I wish you told me why you didn&rsq… ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/mafs-funny-podcast-7179143/episodes/dear-scott-the-full-a-i-song/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/mafs-funny-podcast-7179143/dear-scott-the-full-a-i-song.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.