# #9: To the Master Bedroom we go!

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Podcast: [Lust to Dust: My Horny Dead Dad](https://stenobird.com/podcast/lust-to-dust-my-horny-dead-dad-7670291)
Published: 2026-03-17T22:04:47+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lust-to-dust/episodes/9-To-the-Master-Bedroom-we-go-e3gjjbt
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## Resource

Kelsey June Jensen joins Episode 9 to set the record straight on Hinge matches, soaking, and the rules of first dates.Kelsey is a talented comedian/ actress with a podcast called "None Of My Business". Our Podcast is hosted by Conner and Brett Dodenhoff. Each week, we read our father’s book “29 Second Chances at Love” (using his real voice, thanks to AI). Featuring a new female guest-host each time, we borrow a much-needed female perspective. The result is a funny, at times uncomfortable, dive into the pages of our father's book. New episodes every Tuesday on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts at 3pm EST. Produced by: The 3 Dodenhoff brothersFeaturing: ‪‪Kelsey June JensenMusic by: Javier Busquet Disclaimer: all names and some specific details in the book have been changed to protect privacy of individuals mentioned.

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