# #5: Why can't Bob Close?

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Podcast: [Lust to Dust: My Horny Dead Dad](https://stenobird.com/podcast/lust-to-dust-my-horny-dead-dad-7670291)
Published: 2026-02-17T20:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lust-to-dust/episodes/5-Why-cant-Bob-Close-e3f7epf
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## Resource

Only a short time after online dating was invented, our dad soon discovered their greatest utility was… lying. After subtracting years off his age, he landed a date with Taylor. Will guilt consume him? Or lust? Don’t forget the title of the show.Lucy Grebin joins us for the 5th episode of Lust to Dust: My Horny Dead Dad, offering her perspective on topics as varied as “going down” etiquette, dreaded beach dates, and how to f**k up a first kiss.The show is hosted by his sons, Conner and Brett Dodenhoff. Each week, we read our father’s book “29 Second Chances at Love” page by page (using his real voice, thanks to AI). Featuring a new female guest-host each time, we borrow a much-needed female perspective. The result is a funny, at times uncomfortable, dive into the pages of our father's book. New episodes every Tuesday on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts at 3pm EST. Produced by: Conner, Brett, and Alex Dodenhoff. Featuring: ‪@lucygrebinMusic by: Javier Busquet Disclaimer: all names and some specific details in the book have been changed to protect privacy of individuals mentioned.

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