# Next time you clean the guinea pigs I want you to do it shirtless

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Podcast: [Lush! with Joanna Page](https://stenobird.com/podcast/lush-with-joanna-page-7619867)
Published: 2026-03-17T06:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://shows.acast.com/lush-with-joanna-page/episodes/next-time-you-clean-the-guinea-pigs-i-want-you-to-do-it-shir
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Duration seconds: 1282

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