# 48: 🫘 The Scientists Measuring Bean Fartiness

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Podcast: [Lunchbox Envy](https://stenobird.com/podcast/lunchbox-envy-7217229)
Published: 2026-01-12T00:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://audioboom.com/posts/8828637
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Duration seconds: 2797

## Resource

Who built a car out of beans? Can you put out a fire with beans? How do you measure the fartiness of a bean?

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