# 'Unless there’s a dead body in the bin. I’m not interested'

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Podcast: [LuAnna: The Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/luanna-the-podcast-944335)
Published: 2026-03-02T00:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://www.everythingluanna.com
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## Resource

BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s LuAnna: Two WiFi engineers get into an actual barney in Lu’s Dubai house, bins are back in the chat (to Bec's disdain), Katherine Ryan’s facelift has Lu eyeing up York for a little “preventative tweak”, and a devastating update on Enzo’s fish… RIP Six Seven 🐟💔. Plus, a chaotic bedroom story, a truly heartbreaking dilemma from a listener who caught her husband cheating, again, via FaceTime, if there should be consequences for cheating outside a relationship, fake maternity fraud and a rant on airport queues. GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

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