# "Nearly arrested at Marrakech Airport over a Ryanair suitcase"

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Podcast: [LuAnna: The Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/luanna-the-podcast-944335)
Published: 2026-07-13T00:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://www.everythingluanna.com
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## Resource

On this week's LuAnna: The Mexican Batman duct taping bike thieves to lampposts and giving Lu vigilante ideation, the Take That live show that Anna loved, Lu nearly gets arrested at Marrakech airport after refusing to move from the Ryanair desk over a 2-kilo empty suitcase and Celebs Go Dating wins an award. Plus, Did Lu ever smuggled smoke cannons out the country? A touching podcast recco featuring Emilie Kiser; a foster carer sparks an impassioned conversation about parental accountability for kids in care; sucking Pepperami condoms, and a Cotswold cottage plastered in Châteauneuf-du-Pape sick at a wedding. LuAnna: The Podcast is a Global production, available every Monday and Thursday on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your shows. Make sure you subscribe so you never miss an episode. GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

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