# 'He left his wife for his own mother!'

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Podcast: [LuAnna: The Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/luanna-the-podcast-944335)
Published: 2026-03-09T00:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://www.everythingluanna.com
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**Please note this episode was recorded prior to the recent conflict in the Middle East. BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s LuAnna: Anna shares that the finish line for the “granny pad” reno is finally in sight, Lu suffers a deeply humiliating barre-class queef, and we hear about a traumatic colonic experience. Plus, kids are officially “dumber” than their parents, a man leaves his wife for his biological mother and robes are under the spotlight yet again in the Weirdo of the Weeeheeeeeeek(ah). GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

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