# We Bought a Ballroom

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Podcast: [Lovett or Leave It](https://stenobird.com/podcast/lovett-or-leave-it-55888)
Published: 2026-05-08T19:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

Trump gives us a billion reasons to hate his ballroom, Kash Patel is drowning in leaks, and RFK Jr. will have to pry our pills from our cold, tan hands. Then Beck Bennett and Kyle Mooney tackle life's big questions and predict the next great Saturday Night Live host. And Lovett is on one when we take a look at our Second Thoughts. For a closed-captioned version of this episode, click here . For a transcript of this episode, please email transcripts@crooked.com and include the name of the podcast, episode title, and episode date.

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