# Happy Valentine's Bidet

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Podcast: [Lovett or Leave It](https://stenobird.com/podcast/lovett-or-leave-it-55888)
Published: 2026-02-14T08:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

Lovett is in the air for this this Valentine’s Day special episode! Sarah Lazarus and Halle Kiefer join in the studio to take a look at a few absurd stories we missed, and to address your romantic and revealing queries from the Discord. Plus we work through our collective feelings about the Trump administration’s new coal industry mascot, Coalie. Let’s just say, Lovett’s a fan… For a closed-captioned version of this episode, click here . For a transcript of this episode, please email transcripts@crooked.com and include the name of the podcast.

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