# ‘Love Island’ S8 E1: Astrology Is For Sex Idiots

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Podcast: [Love to See It with Emma and Claire](https://stenobird.com/podcast/love-to-see-it-with-emma-and-claire-215648)
Published: 2026-06-04T07:01:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 4785

## Resource

Season 8 of “Love Island USA” is here at last. And as Ariana Madix put it: “We’re so back.” She’s right. Summer is back, we’re back, and the beauty of watching sex idiots find love in a villa in Fiji is also back. Life is good. We’re watching hotties in bikinis swap spit, explain astrology (badly), and cut up apples (even more badly). And before episode 1 has even ended… the bombshells have entered the villa.

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