# Holly’s becoming an ETSY WITCH?! and other weird side hustles we’re willing to try

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Podcast: [Lousy Advice](https://stenobird.com/podcast/lousy-advice-7430159)
Published: 2026-07-03T13:53:00+00:00
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Timestamps: 00:00 - Introduction and episode premise on making money fast 00:29 - Fudging up plans and discussing quick money schemes 01:06 - Asking listeners for engagement and support 01:35 - Ranking get rich quick schemes and initial ideas 02:08 - Considering becoming an Etsy witch for quick cash 02:35 - Cultural references and witchcraft influencing football results 03:36 - Starting pyramid schemes with mugs 04:00 - Renting yourself out as a professional bridesmaid 05:00 - Becoming a LinkedIn influencer overnight 06:30 - Fake sob stories for online influence growth 07:21 - The idea of a mystery shopping business 08:40 - Professional queue sitter business concept 09:45 - Using deception for social media success 11:09 - Paid WhatsApp reply and social PA services 12:29 - Handling emotional conversations through automated responses 13:44 - Sharing personal messages and the limitations of honest communication 15:38 - Wrapping up with humor and encouragement to listeners Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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