# John Gets Stalked

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Podcast: [Loose Units: The Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/loose-units-the-podcast-402573)
Published: 2026-05-25T20:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://shows.acast.com/loose-units-the-podcast/episodes/john-gets-stalked
Audio file: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/loose-units-the-podcast/e/6a13d1b96ee822cbfb603f05/media.mp3
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Duration seconds: 1622

## Resource

In this (sort of) bonus episode, John delivers a story - mere hours old - of his being stalked whilst hauling priceless silver. Then, he tells Paul an untold tale of a member of the New South Wales Police Band getting in way over his head. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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