# Lobster Suit Suspect in Darts Assault | London News

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Podcast: [London News Today | 2 Min News | The Daily News Now!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/london-news-today-2-min-news-the-daily-news-now-7573121)
Published: 2026-07-27T07:54:03+00:00
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A darts match turned deadly when a man was knocked unconscious outside Alexandra Palace in a shocking assault—seven months later, he’s still recovering. The suspect? Wearing a full lobster suit. Police are urgently seeking witnesses after releasing CCTV footage of the bizarre, memorable outfit, hoping someone saw the attacker. The assault followed an argument, escalated after security intervened, and ended with a brutal punch. Detectives are determined to find the man in the shell, and anyone with info is urged to come forward. Listen in comfort: Get a discount on a Soli Pillow: http://solipillow.com/discount/dnn. Advertise on DNN: advertise@thednn.ai This is an automated, high-level news summary based on public reporting. Report issues to feedback@thednn.ai. View sources & latest updates: https://sources.thednn.ai/7727a90c1502705f

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