# My Parents Are Pirates - A Funny Story for Kids Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/lol-storytime-stories-for-kids-6076858/my-parents-are-pirates-a-funny-story-for-kids Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/lol-storytime-stories-for-kids-6076858/my-parents-are-pirates-a-funny-story-for-kids.md Podcast: [LOL Storytime - Stories for Kids](https://stenobird.com/podcast/lol-storytime-stories-for-kids-6076858) Published: 2026-04-13T20:40:19+00:00 Episode link: https://www.spreaker.com/episode/my-parents-are-pirates-a-funny-story-for-kids--71297918 Audio file: https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71297918/150_my_parents_are_pirates_a_funny_story_for_kids.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/lol-storytime-stories-for-kids-6076858/episodes/my-parents-are-pirates-a-funny-story-for-kids Duration seconds: 1158 ## Resource Listen Ad-free with PREMIUM Visit lolstorytime.com for merch , shoutouts, and other... stuff. Imagine finding out your parents didn’t have the jobs you thought they had? And unlike your friends’ parents who had jobs making things for people, or helping people, you found out it was your parents' job to take things from people. And not only that, but you also discovered they said weird things at work like, “shiver me timbers.” That would be strange, wouldn't it? Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion. ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/lol-storytime-stories-for-kids-6076858/episodes/my-parents-are-pirates-a-funny-story-for-kids/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/lol-storytime-stories-for-kids-6076858/my-parents-are-pirates-a-funny-story-for-kids.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.