# Seattle Sounders are playing the WORST team in MLS!

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Podcast: [Lobbing Scorchers](https://stenobird.com/podcast/lobbing-scorchers-6412316)
Published: 2026-04-27T18:21:19+00:00
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## Resource

In this episode, we'll discuss the Seattle Sounders' big win over FC Dallas in Matchday 10, then preview this weekend's trip to Children's Mercy Park to face Sporting Kansas City aka the "Club of Professional Enthusiasts" who happen to be the actual worst team in Major League Soccer at the moment. We'll take a look at the Wrestling Enthusiasts' roster and see if we can figure out why they're so bad. How do you approach a match against bad opposition without getting complacent? Can the Seattle Sounders Road Show keep their attacking form rolling in KC? Later on we'll jump around the league and discuss some of the other results and headlines from around MLS. Follow Lobbing Scorchers: * YouTube [https://sounderathe.art/LSYT] * Instagram [https://sounderathe.art/LSIG] * Bluesky [https://lobbingscorchers.com/bluesky] * TikTok [https://sounderathe.art/LSTikTok] * Facebook [https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100093424424106#] * Ari Liljenwall [https://sounderathe.art/ari] * Noah Riffe [https://sounderathe.art/noah] * Niko Moreno [https://x.com/ELROLONW] SPONSORS ☕️ Lobbing Scorchers Kickoff is presented by QED Coffee a Seattle based roaster, coffee shop and coffee subscription service. Visit them in person at one of the three Seattle locations or online and use code 'LS74' for 25% off across the site: https://www.lobbingscorchers.com/coffee Haxan Ferments [https://lobbingscorchers.com/haxan] - Specializing in unique, small-batch fermented hot sauces and vinegars, Haxan Ferments is handcrafted in Georgetown and made with the best local ingredients from across the Pacific Northwest. Use Code LS for a FREE Hot Sauce w/ purchase! Sounder at Heart [https://lobbingscorchers.com/] - Our network host and biggest supporter, Sounder at Heart covers the Seattle Sounders, Seattle Re…

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