# You Can’t Have Sex with Patrick Swayze - He’s Dead.

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Podcast: [Live, Laugh, Luke... with Luke Hamnett](https://stenobird.com/podcast/live-laugh-luke-with-luke-hamnett-7379804)
Published: 2026-07-21T04:00:00+00:00
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