# Jan Sets Alexa to Gas Mark 5 (or not), and Luke Wants Jan and Her Bad Arm in a Home

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Podcast: [Live, Laugh, Luke... with Luke Hamnett](https://stenobird.com/podcast/live-laugh-luke-with-luke-hamnett-7379804)
Published: 2026-03-19T05:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

This week Jan's had an absolutely blazing row with Alexa, and shows her jealous side when asked if she’d be up for being in an open relationship (spoiler alert: it’s a no from Jan) And her arm is still in pain, but don’t worry because Luke is already planning putting her in assisted living. Of course, it’s not LLL without a highly produced game of intense skill, and today’s proves the Hamnett's are more alike than they think! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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