# You Must Be This Old To Linux

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Podcast: [Linux Weekly Daily Wednesday](https://stenobird.com/podcast/linux-weekly-daily-wednesday-889671)
Published: 2026-03-05T00:46:01+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lwdwpod/episodes/You-Must-Be-This-Old-To-Linux-e3fv2oc
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## Resource

Microsoft bans the phrase “microslop,” OrangePi postpones its Steam Deck competitor, California and Colorado introduce age checks for operating systems, and a forgotten piece of FireWire storage history. Video and bonus content: ⁠ https://www.patreon.com/lwdw Time Stamps 00:00 Intro 01:13 My Ryzen AI PC died 05:47 Microsoft bans "microslop" in their Discord 08:17 OrangePi Steam Deck competitor put on hold 14:02 California's age check bill for operating systems 27:08 Vintage FireWire storage on Linux

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