# Ethan Couch

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Podcast: [Lil Stinkers](https://stenobird.com/podcast/lil-stinkers-4018422)
Published: 2026-07-01T12:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://lilstinkers.libsyn.com/ethan-couch
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Duration seconds: 4279

## Resource

This week's Stinker was another Patreon suggestion. We were always under the impression that Brock Turner was the OG affluenza teen, but it turns out THIS is the OG affluenza teen. This little POS was driving himself to school at 13 and living alone at 15. Sounds pretty responsible. FALSE. He murdered 4 people and injured multiple others with his daddy's truck while he was wasted on beer and Everclear. Yuck. The judge also only gave him 10 years of probation. Double yuck. Support Lil Stinkers at https://www.patreon.com/lilstinkers to get every episode AD FREE and a week early PLUS weekly bonus episodes. Get your Lil Stinkers merch today at https://www.lilstinkerspod.com Sheath. The underwear of legends. Go to https://www.sheath.com/STINKERS and use code STINKERS for 20% off.

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