# Carcinization of Everything

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Podcast: [Liberty Tree](https://stenobird.com/podcast/liberty-tree-4835456)
Published: 2026-02-16T12:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://Kellyys.podbean.com/e/carcinization-of-everything/
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Carcinization is the evolutionary trend where different, unrelated crustaceans independently evolve to resemble crabs. This is happening to our culture and every one of us. The NFL, NBA, NHL hate you and want you to suffer. Homeovestism and your truck. Cash Patel promisses not to victimize the political elites with the Epstein investigation. Tag us on Instagram and Matt or Kelly will buy you a sandwich at some future date and yet to be determined place As always, if you like (or don't like) what we're doing, let us know on your podcast app by leaving a review or reach out to us on Instagram. And, check out our website for the best subversive shirts, door mats, and coffee mugs while your money can still buy them at libertytreelifestyle.com Wanna support the show? Go to patreon.com/libertytree and become a member of the Liberty Tree Social ClubFollow us and give us a review@Libertyupatree on twitter@Libertytreebrand on InstagramOrder Kelly's Book The Great American Contractor Love you guysKelly and Matt

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