# "What I did in the hedonium shockwave, by Emma, age six and a half" by ozymandias

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Published: 2026-05-11T06:30:42+00:00
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My name is Emma and I’m six and a half years old and I like pink and Pokemon and my cat River and I’m going to be swallowed by a hedonium shockwave soon, except you already know that about me because everyone else is too. “Hedonium shockwave” means that everyone is going to be happy forever. Not just all the humans but all the animals and the flowers and the ground and River too. It has already made a bunch of the stars happy, like Betelgeuse and Alpha Centauri. Scientists saw that the s...

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