# They Will Kill You (Ronald walks into the wrong movie (not literally))

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Podcast: [Leaving the Theater](https://stenobird.com/podcast/leaving-the-theater-816082)
Published: 2026-03-30T04:00:04+00:00
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## Resource

Ronald Young Jr. reviews They Will Kill You by himself… RYJ refuses to play pitty pat with the devil RYJ - somewhere between 2.99 and 3 of 5 stars Follow me on IG, TikTok, Threads, Bluesky, and Letterbxd - @ohitsbigron Available in theaters Starring Zazie Beetz, Myha’la, Paterson Joseph, Tom Felton, Heather Graham, and Patricia Arquette Written by Kirill Sokolov, and Alex Litvak Directed by Kirill Sokolov For more information about They Will Kill You, check out this link Support Leaving The Theater on Patreon using this link

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