# Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Six: The Saddest Songs Ever Debate + Rose's Awkward Mike Schur Story

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Podcast: [Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate](https://stenobird.com/podcast/le-batard-friends-mystery-crate-468381)
Published: 2026-05-01T12:00:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 2981

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On today’s episode of Mystery Crate, Chris Cote reveals how his DraftKings joke completely fell apart live on-air, Rose tells the most awkward Dan Le Batard / Mike Schur story imaginable, and the crew debates the saddest songs of all time. We also get into celebrity sightings at LaGuardia, elite cookie rankings, oat milk betrayal, and whether Jess should’ve FaceTimed Dan for random golfers. Chaos as always. In this episode: Chris Cote’s failed DraftKings prank Rose’s awkward Mike Schur encounter Saddest songs ever debate Celebrity sighting guessing game Best chocolate chip cookie discussion Oat milk vs real milk controversy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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