# Episode Three Hundred - Seventy One: We Tried a Simple Game… It Turned Into Chaos

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Podcast: [Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate](https://stenobird.com/podcast/le-batard-friends-mystery-crate-468381)
Published: 2026-03-27T12:00:00+00:00
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On today’s episode of Mystery Crate, we officially enter a new era… and it immediately goes off the rails.We debut our first official game from the new team draft format — Roy vs Tony in a head-to-head “name the category” battle — and let’s just say… rules were broken, arguments were made, and chaos followed.Plus-March Madness bets get settled-Jeremy checks in LIVE from the Marlins ballpark food tasting-Old Ass Story Time returns… with a twist-And we wrap it all up with a VERY heated fast food tier listWho won the first game? Honestly… depends who you ask. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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