# Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Four: Chris Looks Good + Zas's Microplastics

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Podcast: [Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate](https://stenobird.com/podcast/le-batard-friends-mystery-crate-468381)
Published: 2026-04-17T12:00:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 3248

## Resource

This week on Mystery Crate, commenters call Chris Cote skinny so he celebrates by eating like crap. Zas has microplastics in his balls and we get a newly minted, Cote's New Ass Story of the Day to pair with Zas's Old Ass Story of the Day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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