# Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Eight: Illegal Littering, Drunk Deer & Pandemic Trauma

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Podcast: [Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate](https://stenobird.com/podcast/le-batard-friends-mystery-crate-468381)
Published: 2026-05-15T12:00:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 3269

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Tony is moving into his new house and desperately needs help… but nobody on Mystery Crate wants to lift a single box. Then Rose casually admits she once dumped an entire couch at a construction site and LEFT IT THERE. This episode spirals into: Illegal couch littering confessions The worst moving experiences ever Pandemic flashbacks Drunk deer roaming France Trash chute chaos Dog disasters Celebrity sightings in New York Bowling debates Old ass hockey stories with Roy Also featuring: Mark Messier’s legendary 1994 guarantee, HOA nightmares, and why nobody should ever help friends move after age 30.Subscribe for more Mystery Crate chaos. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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