# Texts, Temu & Total Confessions

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Podcast: [Laura Cain After Dark](https://stenobird.com/podcast/laura-cain-after-dark-1213811)
Published: 2026-04-25T21:53:59+00:00
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## Resource

Buckle up, because this episode does NOT ease you in gently. We kicked things off with the moment of truth from our Text Your Ex segment — and let’s just say… not everyone got a reply. (Spoiler: only ONE of us did, and Laura’s attempt? Absolutely, magnificently cringe-worthy. We are not okay.) Then Laura redeems herself — sort of — by going full fashion show with her latest Temu hauls. Yes, the links are there, yes, they’re suspiciously cheap, and yes, we are absolutely buying them anyway. But the real chaos? Saved for last. We played The Question Game, and things got revealing fast. Highlights include the question “Have you ever cheated?” — and TWO of us raised our hands. No further comment. You’ll have to listen. It’s drama, discount fashion, and deeply personal confessions all in one episode. Classic us. 💛 Thank you so much for listening, commenting, and subscribing — you guys seriously make this whole thing worth it! Love your podcast! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/laura-cain-after-dark--4162487/support . SUBSCRIBE to our YouTube Channel, FOLLOW us on Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok, SHARE, LIKE, and by all means COMMENT. We love your feedback. Thanks for being part of the Laura Cain After Dark family. Love your podcast!

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