# Graduation Tears & Clamato Fears

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Podcast: [Laura Cain After Dark](https://stenobird.com/podcast/laura-cain-after-dark-1213811)
Published: 2026-05-25T21:07:41+00:00
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## Resource

Laura is headed to NYC to celebrate her daughter’s graduation from Fordham University with honors, and the proud mom emotions are REAL. From raising a magical little fairy-mermaid-warrior princess to watching her become a total queen of the world, Laura can barely put into words how proud she is. But because this podcast can never stay emotional for too long…we immediately spiral into absolute chaos with a truth-or-dare style drinking game. Since nobody actually drinks, Laura created the most horrifying punishment beverage imaginable: a disgusting Clamato concoction that nearly took everyone out. It’s unhinged, ridiculous, laugh-out-loud funny, and honestly…someone may never recover. Love your podcast! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/laura-cain-after-dark--4162487/support . SUBSCRIBE to our YouTube Channel, FOLLOW us on Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok, SHARE, LIKE, and by all means COMMENT. We love your feedback. Thanks for being part of the Laura Cain After Dark family. Love your podcast!

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