# Girl's Gotta Eat's Ashley Hesseltine

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Podcast: [LadyGang](https://stenobird.com/podcast/ladygang-48727)
Published: 2026-05-12T07:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

Comedian Ashley Heseltine crashes the Lady Gang on the day her Prime Video special Here Comes the Bride drops! Keltie's got a Panic! at the Disco song written about her (the whole album, actually), Becca is furious that her husband's deep sea fishing trip counts as a work retreat, and Jac shares a deeply traumatic — and deeply graphic — rectal exam story that involves two enemas, a balloon catheter, and a male nurse who was NOT here for jokes. Plus: the girls debate tipping culture, destination wedding etiquette, whether America has too many states, and why you should break up with your partner at least once before you walk down the aisle. We have spring deals for YOU!! Boll & Branch : Sleep cooler this summer! Get 15% off your first order PLUS free shipping at bollandbranch.com/ladygang with code "ladygang" Hers : Ready to reach your goals? Visit ForHers.com/ladygang for personalized, affordable care that gets YOU. Clean Simple Eats : Shop the best tasting protein powders at CleanSimpleEats.com Progressive : Looking to save on car insurance? Cruise on over to Progressive.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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