# Ep. 249 NOTHING IS REAL BUT PAIN

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Podcast: [Kump](https://stenobird.com/podcast/kump-240296)
Published: 2026-04-13T03:59:54+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/kump/episodes/Ep--249-NOTHING-IS-REAL-BUT-PAIN-e3hqf8o
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Duration seconds: 3321

## Resource

Things are getting weird. Everything feels fake.Trump shuts down the Strait of Hormuz, Melania holds an Epstein press conference, AI companies are engaged in a civil war, and so are Chimpanzees. Nothing is real, but the consequence are.Welcome to KUMP.Support the show + get bonus episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/raykump

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