# Wolverines Are Real & We're Sh*tting Our Brains Out (FULL SHOW 5/20)

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Podcast: [Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/klein-ally-show-the-podcast-3540306)
Published: 2026-05-20T18:22:44+00:00
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Duration seconds: 7791

## Resource

We brought back the legendary “Gummy Roulette” this time featuring the infamous Trader Joe's Sweet & Sour Gummies that supposedly contain enough fiber to completely destroy your digestive system. Klein bravely ate an entire bag, and by the 10 o’clock hour the show took a very unfortunate turn for his stomach. Safe to say the gummies may have lived up to their reputation. Listeners also called in with unbelievable smuggling stories, including one woman who admitted she once helped her boyfriend sneak illegal parrots, monkeys, and spiders across the border. We also heard your 'animal encounter' stories, which led to the shocking on-air discovery that Ally did not realize a wolverine is a real animal and not just a comic-book character. The show wrapped up with another edition of “Petty Claims Court,” where a wife put her husband on trial for consistently sending their kid to school dressed in mismatched clothes and ratty ass hair.

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