# Jake Might Die. Who Gets His Dog? (FULL SHOW 5/28)

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Podcast: [Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/klein-ally-show-the-podcast-3540306)
Published: 2026-05-28T18:16:44+00:00
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Duration seconds: 7489

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Jake wasn't in today, which marks the first sick day he's ever taken in his history on the show. He insists it's a 'weak cold' but he's been getting cold sweats for days. Did he catch Ebola? We think he really needs to see a doctor, which prompted conversations about who gets his weird collectibles and his precious little dog. Vanessa finally put on the shock collar to review a new buzzy food no kid can resist: ice cream! She tried the viral Henry's Secret Ice Cream while getting shocked in a brand new, curse-filled High Voltage Food Review. Klein is attempting to change a bad habit and it's not going well. He's notorious for ending phone calls without saying goodbye, and his new couples counselor would like him to work towards a more loving way to end a conversation. We learned quickly that we all do a pretty great impression of Klein ending our phone calls. We also did Gen Wars, spun the wheel to assign another Funner Summer Challenge, and Ally talks about her next embryo transfer happening tomorrow. Wish her some good Juju! She showed off her latest fertility baile and it was....something to see.

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