# Frenulums Are Gay! (FULL SHOW 9.18)

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Podcast: [Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/klein-ally-show-the-podcast-3540306)
Published: 2026-09-18T18:16:45+00:00
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Duration seconds: 7867

## Resource

Chicken Cam was live all show long when the people from Tender Fest dropped off a crapload of chicken tenders. Vanessa went to town first, wearing protective gloves, taking down 3 tenders before Jake and Johnny took over. Since it's Friday we brought out the Box of Shame and discovered (shocker) that Ally did something unsavory in an antique shop after breaking one of the items. We also learned Klein's dog is taking on the habit of eating his own crap, which Klein is now troubleshooting by adding meat tenderiser to his food, which will make his crap smell so horrendous he won't want to eat it. Is that even worse? Johnny Doesn't Know brought all body-related questions to Johnny today, and he's pretty sure the frenulum is a part of the boob. Plus an unexpected, very emotional phone call from the brother of Eliana Moreno, the helicopter reporter who was tragically killed in Chatsworth earlier this week.

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