# Anti-Gravity Packages, Burger Bibs & Porch Pirates (FULL SHOW 5/12)

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Podcast: [Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/klein-ally-show-the-podcast-3540306)
Published: 2026-05-12T18:20:37+00:00
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Vanessa is being porch pirated. She's had her Tiktok Shop 'girl buys' stolen two days in a row from her gated apartment complex. Can we solve the crime and recover her hair gummies? Or should we put together a baitbox to end all baitboxes? We did another Menu Redo today where a restaurant pledged to add one of our original ideas to their menu. The owner of Burger 3000 heard our ideas today which included an anti-gravity burger, a Breakfast-for-Dinner Burger, and Burger Bibs so you never spill your burger on your shirt again. Which one did he pick? We heard a new Old People Secret, this time from a woman named Kathleen who's kids are definitely not conning her into signing an amended will. Plus Clickbait, Johnny Doesn't Know perpendicular lines & more!

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