# Ally's Pregnancy Results & Why You're Still Single (FULL SHOW 5/7)

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Podcast: [Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/klein-ally-show-the-podcast-3540306)
Published: 2026-05-07T18:17:48+00:00
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Duration seconds: 6577

## Resource

Today's the day. Ally had a shot of progesterone and a shot of tequila in front of her. If pregnant, she reaches for the progesterone. If not, the tequila. Thanks again to everyone supporting the journey, and our hearts go out to everyone who's been through the IVF process. Things got awkward today as we brought back Mother Knows Best leading up to Mother's Day. A guy named Fred played against his mom as she tried to guess how many women he's slept with, what his fetish is and whether or not he was ever arrested. Let's just say secrets were revealed and their relationship will never be the same. Comedian Jared Fried joined us in-studio to tell you why you're still single. After being single for decades, Jared has become somewhat of a dating expert, to the point where he's releasing his first book on dating which is coming out in June. He took live calls from single people and identified their red flags in 10 seconds or less.

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