# The FAILURE of "ALWAYS CHIMP"

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Podcast: [Kingpilled](https://stenobird.com/podcast/kingpilled-4308970)
Published: 2026-06-30T05:45:14+00:00
Episode link: https://kingpilled.substack.com/p/the-failure-of-always-chimp
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