# In Memoriam: Club Chalamet

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Podcast: [Kill The Computer](https://stenobird.com/podcast/kill-the-computer-5692711)
Published: 2026-05-07T22:28:59+00:00
Episode link: https://WesternKabuki.podbean.com/e/in-memoriam-club-chalamet/
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Duration seconds: 5055

## Resource

Maddyson joins us to discuss the rise and fall of Simone Cromer, the 59 year-old behind the notorious Club Chalamet fan account who recently announced a sort of soft retirement from covering Timothée Chalamet. Please visit www.killthecomputer.com for fun, games, merch, and friendship.

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