# Patreon Unlocked: Children of the Corn (1984)

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Published: 2026-07-17T07:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

Between summer vacations and endless volleyball tournaments, we're running a little behind. But He Who Walks Behind The Rows revealed a great idea - why not let you listen to this Patreon Bonus episode where we try to make sense of the 1984 version of Stephen King's Children of the Corn? Along the way, we try to make sense of Issac's stupid plans, piece together what the economy of Gaitlin, NE must be now, and find new ways to make fun of Peter Horton. All this, plus corn field identification, making it Muppets, bad country fairs, drought resourcing, lousy elder gods, and a husky version of Choose Your Own Deathventure! So grab your ridiculously wide-brimmed hat and best pioneer chic for another episode of Kill By Kill.

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