# Friday the 13th's Worst Couples

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Podcast: [Kill By Kill: Talking Horror Characters One Death At A Time](https://stenobird.com/podcast/kill-by-kill-talking-horror-characters-one-death-at-a-time-686057)
Published: 2026-03-13T07:00:00+00:00
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Love in any other franchise does not meet a machete as often, and that’s why we’re celebrating our holiday of love: Friday the 13th!! That’s right, we’re counting down our picks for the Worst Couples in the FRIDAY THE 13th franchise, and not even Jason Voorhees gets a say!! And that dude will not shut up. We’re talking sex inventors, defensive boxes, raising rabbits, kneecap makeouts, Dirty Peanuts, sloppy childs, nippleless bots, the plot of Cruising, and the OG of “Have You Considered My Penis?” boyfriends!! All this, plus a multi-decade spanning edition of Choose Your Own Deathventure, and we’ve got the best Bad Romances in Crystal Lake history right now!

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