# Stick a Fork in Royals, Michael Jordan Wins at Kansas Speedway, Navy Takes Iranian Tanker, FIFA Livid w/Dems in NY, Cardinals Bully Local Biz

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Podcast: [Kevin Kietzman Has Issues](https://stenobird.com/podcast/kevin-kietzman-has-issues-1366709)
Published: 2026-04-20T01:50:30+00:00
Episode link: https://www.kkhasissues.com/e/sticka-fork-inroyals-michael-jordan-wins-at-kansas-speedway-navy-takesiranian-tankerfifalivid-wdems-in-nygracie-hunt-party-overkill-cardinals-bully/
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It's ok if you want to stick a fork in the Royals as it pretty much looks like they are cooked. Tied with the Mets for the worst record in baseball at 7-15, they are hanging their heads showing us all there's something more going on. Manager Matt Quatraro appears to be losing his team and it's so bad Salvy had to go on social media to disagree with his skipper. This is a hot mess for a team that had real expectations. Kansas Speedway just keeps delivering the best NASCAR Cup races as Tyler Reddick won a thriller Sunday afternoon. Reddick has now won FIVE of the nine Cup races this year driving for Michael Jordan's race team. MJ was at the track and walked across the infield to celebrate with his driver when it was over. This is so good for the sport and a great day for Kansas Speedway. President Trump posted one of our Navy ships working the blockade shot the engine room of an Iranian tanker that would stop heading to Iran. They had a bad day as we then took over the vessel. FIFA is really, really mad at all the democrats in New York and New Jersey as they prepare to host the World Cup. The St. Louis Cardinals are bullying local businesses by strong arming the city's Board of Aldermen.

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