# Hawaiian Bros Chaos Closed, Remember "Custard's Last Stand?", Marco Races to Top, Free Pool For Family, College Women Lose to Boys, Golden Tempo Bails

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Podcast: [Kevin Kietzman Has Issues](https://stenobird.com/podcast/kevin-kietzman-has-issues-1366709)
Published: 2026-05-07T12:00:32+00:00
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Our theme today at KKHI is a whole bunch of messes people are cleaning up. Hawaiian Bros is a fast food chain that originated in KC and their Royals promotion of giving away free lunch when the Royals score 6 or more was just crushing their business. So they've changed it. It reminds me of the historic, high scoring Chiefs of 2002 and 2003 when I started the "Custard's Last Stand" Club that featured our radio sponsors giving percentage discounts equal to the points the Chiefs scored the day before. Get this: We even sold brand new cars for half price. It was chaos. Fresh off is appearance as fill in White House Press Secretary, Marco Rubio is now the odds on favorite to be president according to prediction site Kalshi. A family gets a free pool and you won't believe how this happened. A college women's soccer team gets beaten by a 13 year old boys team. Golden Tempo won't run in the Preakness and that's a lame as it gets and the NY Times isn't going away any time soon.

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